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A lawyer and his wife were engaged in a heated argument.

"I have had it with you," the wife said. "You are never home and you don't seem to care about anyone but yourself, not even me. I can't take it anymore."

"Listen," said the lawyer. "What can I do to make it up to you? Do you want me to get you that Mercedes you asked for?"

"No," said his wife.

"What about a long vacation, just the two of us. A tour of Europe and Asia?"

"No," said the wife.

"Well, what do you want?"

"A divorce."

The lawyer paused for a long time before responding. "I wasn't planning on spending THAT much."

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